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To: Lynne Cheney
Re: Cheney Says Detainees Are Well Treated
I'm writing out of concern for your post-Second Lady happiness. Has your husband told you that he believes the Guantánamo detainees as possess "everything they could possibly want"? Could this be projection? I know you've written erotic fiction in the past, but are you prepared to tie him to a chair, smear fake menstrual blood over him, and theaten him with attack dogs -- in short, to become a full-time dominatrix, all for the chance to spend a little time on a tropical beach?
You could run for President yourself. It might keep the little devil occupied.
P.S.
A special shout-out to the NSA for forwarding this message. I was unable find an address for the Second Lady.
Re: Cheney Says Detainees Are Well Treated
I'm writing out of concern for your post-Second Lady happiness. Has your husband told you that he believes the Guantánamo detainees as possess "everything they could possibly want"? Could this be projection? I know you've written erotic fiction in the past, but are you prepared to tie him to a chair, smear fake menstrual blood over him, and theaten him with attack dogs -- in short, to become a full-time dominatrix, all for the chance to spend a little time on a tropical beach?
You could run for President yourself. It might keep the little devil occupied.
P.S.
A special shout-out to the NSA for forwarding this message. I was unable find an address for the Second Lady.
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