Letters from Berezina

Wherein are posted missives to various authors of the Word.

Friday, October 14, 2005

Mother of TomKitten

To: Dana Stevens
Re: Silent Night? Holy Crap!

If you're right that the pregnancy is further along than they admit, then the birth will be officially premature. Do you think Scientology is planning to spin it as a miracle when baby is, nonetheless, healthy and of normal full-term birth weight? Katie is an actress who claimed to be a virgin, which, allowing for the passage of 2000 years, is pretty close. Will the child's name be... L. Ron Cruise?

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